my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”
forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!
my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.
the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me