Just Call Me Stephanie

because my real name is Bethany

spermbanker:

dollarwilliam:

spermbanker:

my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”

forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!

my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.

(via rivermotherfuckingsong)

memoriesrecollected:

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

this movie is actually pretty great 

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3, via trashyghouls)

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

(via koalasauce)

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

(Source: kanyewesticle, via scoutingcorps)

humbledibowdown:

shitjimmyshoots:

Abandoned Plantation Estate 

Virginia (2014)

Jimmy O’Donnell

Gosh I just want to live here and fix it up.

(via ginnybutnotweasley)

babygoatsandfriends:

babygoatsandfriends:

Another BABY GOAT STAMPEDE
Via here

This is how it ends. And you know the one that stops is like “you’re next.”

babygoatsandfriends:

babygoatsandfriends:

Another BABY GOAT STAMPEDE

Via here

This is how it ends. And you know the one that stops is like “you’re next.”

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via wolfamaterasu)

marichuloca:

Basically… me, playing AC

So accurately me.

(via kateri-kenway)

brianmichaelbendis:

by Alice X. Zhang on Tumblr

(Source: lospaziobianco, via mrpokeylope)

casmopolitan:

if u ask me what book I’m reading i’ll either go into a long winded and enthusiastic summary of the entire thing or just lift the book to show u the title and keep reading

(via pouring-wainwright-now)